1 00:00:51,249 --> 00:00:52,582 What's the matter, honey? 2 00:00:52,791 --> 00:00:53,791 Can't you sleep? 3 00:00:58,832 --> 00:01:02,040 Will you put that freaking light out and come to bed, 4 00:01:02,041 --> 00:01:03,291 you son of a bitch? 5 00:01:09,041 --> 00:01:10,416 In a minute, honey. 6 00:01:16,916 --> 00:01:20,166 This is the most interesting theoretical premise. 7 00:01:22,874 --> 00:01:29,457 There may be an infinite number of worlds, or some a split second apart from this, 8 00:01:30,332 --> 00:01:34,916 some a billion light-years away, and millions in between, 9 00:01:35,832 --> 00:01:39,791 and all of them constructed and peopled exactly like this world, 10 00:01:45,791 --> 00:01:46,791 but different, 11 00:01:47,166 --> 00:01:50,332 like a second before or after in time, 12 00:01:50,541 --> 00:01:52,207 100 years, 13 00:01:52,374 --> 00:01:53,791 1,000 years, 14 00:01:53,957 --> 00:01:56,291 1 million light-years time differential. 15 00:02:07,082 --> 00:02:08,082 People, Marge. 16 00:02:08,374 --> 00:02:11,665 People exactly like this one, and that means that you 17 00:02:11,666 --> 00:02:15,707 and I exist infinitely in an infinite number of ways. 18 00:02:16,041 --> 00:02:17,541 What'd you think of it, Marge? 19 00:02:17,791 --> 00:02:20,041 I think you're nutty as a fruitcake. 20 00:02:22,499 --> 00:02:23,707 So help me, 21 00:02:23,999 --> 00:02:26,581 tomorrow morning, I'll take those stupid books and throw 22 00:02:26,582 --> 00:02:28,457 every one of them in the incinerator. 23 00:02:28,749 --> 00:02:31,082 Night after night, spaceships, 24 00:02:31,541 --> 00:02:32,916 bug-eyed monsters, 25 00:02:33,166 --> 00:02:34,291 galaxies, 26 00:02:34,791 --> 00:02:36,332 atomic-powered jets, 27 00:02:36,749 --> 00:02:37,749 crap. 28 00:02:38,082 --> 00:02:39,957 Now you listen to me, Jim Granilla. 29 00:02:40,749 --> 00:02:43,081 I'm sick and tired of you spending every hour, 30 00:02:43,082 --> 00:02:46,041 every night, reading that science fiction garbage. 31 00:02:46,457 --> 00:02:48,166 You never even talk to me anymore. 32 00:02:48,957 --> 00:02:50,707 You never even look at me anymore. 33 00:02:53,582 --> 00:02:56,582 Damn, we never even have sex anymore. 34 00:02:56,874 --> 00:03:04,874 [MUSIC - William A. Castleman: 35 00:09:02,124 --> 00:09:03,457 Oh, Jimmy. 36 00:09:04,166 --> 00:09:05,957 That was so good. 37 00:09:23,957 --> 00:09:25,249 You and I exist 38 00:09:25,832 --> 00:09:27,874 in an infinite number of worlds, 39 00:09:28,791 --> 00:09:30,832 in an infinite number of ways, 40 00:09:31,707 --> 00:09:33,374 number of ways, 41 00:09:34,332 --> 00:09:35,582 number of ways, 42 00:09:36,416 --> 00:09:37,707 number of ways. 43 00:10:08,374 --> 00:10:12,624 It was on the 10th day of November, year of our Lord 2069, 44 00:10:13,374 --> 00:10:14,790 that I, James Granilla, 45 00:10:14,791 --> 00:10:17,916 first started my chronicle on a most fantastic journey. 46 00:10:19,416 --> 00:10:21,499 Our mission had been one of great urgency, 47 00:10:22,249 --> 00:10:25,166 to intercept the flight of a terraneous space vessel 48 00:10:25,457 --> 00:10:27,291 headed for our beloved homeland. 49 00:10:28,332 --> 00:10:31,665 I had then been in command of His Royal Highness's clipper ship, 50 00:10:31,666 --> 00:10:33,041 the Astrosonic. 51 00:10:33,707 --> 00:10:36,999 Under most embarrassing conditions for a man of my rank, 52 00:10:37,499 --> 00:10:42,166 I was forcibly removed from my post by a rapscallious crew of mutineers. 53 00:10:43,499 --> 00:10:46,416 Set adrift, as you can see, in the infinite cosmos, 54 00:10:47,249 --> 00:10:50,374 my only mode of transport being a small space canoe. 55 00:10:51,624 --> 00:10:56,707 I vowed then and there to continue my mission by navigating the space canoe 56 00:10:56,999 --> 00:10:58,374 as best as I could 57 00:10:59,124 --> 00:11:01,874 to a position intersecting the enemy vessel's orbit. 58 00:11:03,457 --> 00:11:05,832 It seemed like light-years had passed 59 00:11:06,374 --> 00:11:08,666 until I saw my first glimpse of the vessel. 60 00:11:16,666 --> 00:11:19,332 I maneuvered alongside and took a look inside 61 00:11:19,499 --> 00:11:20,666 one of the port windows. 62 00:12:58,416 --> 00:12:59,416 Captain. 63 00:12:59,582 --> 00:13:00,707 Captain, come quick. 64 00:13:16,166 --> 00:13:18,832 I could not completely hide my disgust. 65 00:13:19,916 --> 00:13:21,374 Who are you? 66 00:13:22,374 --> 00:13:23,916 Connie, who is this man? 67 00:13:25,207 --> 00:13:27,916 Each is more repulsive than the first. 68 00:13:29,499 --> 00:13:31,041 Permit me to introduce myself. 69 00:13:32,166 --> 00:13:33,416 Colonel James Granilla, 70 00:13:35,041 --> 00:13:36,916 from the fair state of Kansas. 71 00:13:37,457 --> 00:13:38,499 That's nice. 72 00:13:39,332 --> 00:13:40,666 Where in Kansas? 73 00:13:41,374 --> 00:13:42,374 Kansas City. 74 00:13:46,416 --> 00:13:49,082 Our ship collided with a planetarian rocket. 75 00:13:49,832 --> 00:13:51,457 All were lost except for me, 76 00:13:52,082 --> 00:13:54,124 thanks to my supersonic sneakers. 77 00:13:54,874 --> 00:13:57,040 They're just like mine. Let me see them, please. 78 00:13:57,041 --> 00:14:00,749 Shut up and get back into the control room. 79 00:14:00,916 --> 00:14:03,541 You, get into uniform. 80 00:14:13,749 --> 00:14:15,332 A female captain. 81 00:14:16,374 --> 00:14:19,457 The Terranians are even harder than I thought. 82 00:14:20,957 --> 00:14:22,249 You look strong enough. 83 00:14:23,291 --> 00:14:25,957 I suppose we could use you for some of the heavy work. 84 00:14:26,124 --> 00:14:26,874 Madam. 85 00:14:27,041 --> 00:14:28,874 Captain to you. 86 00:14:31,082 --> 00:14:32,082 Captain, 87 00:14:32,541 --> 00:14:34,332 may I inform you that I'm a colonel, 88 00:14:35,166 --> 00:14:36,998 and as such, I'm not required to do 89 00:14:36,999 --> 00:14:38,041 menial tasks? 90 00:14:38,832 --> 00:14:42,416 You'll do what I say on my ship. 91 00:15:07,707 --> 00:15:08,707 Portia. 92 00:15:09,291 --> 00:15:10,291 Portia. 93 00:15:14,957 --> 00:15:15,957 Portia, wake up. 94 00:15:16,666 --> 00:15:18,457 There's a handsome new man on board. 95 00:16:04,082 --> 00:16:08,207 Imagine my fright at first seeing myself as a Terranian. 96 00:16:22,166 --> 00:16:23,707 Handsome, isn't it? 97 00:16:26,666 --> 00:16:27,957 From the look in her eye, 98 00:16:28,707 --> 00:16:31,666 I feared this one to be more hostile than the others. 99 00:16:32,916 --> 00:16:35,332 We have something in common. 100 00:16:35,541 --> 00:16:36,749 I'm from Kansas, too. 101 00:16:36,999 --> 00:16:39,457 I knew she was trying to catch me off guard. 102 00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:41,166 What do you want? 103 00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:42,541 Something was strange here. 104 00:16:44,166 --> 00:16:46,041 She didn't seem to want to harm me. 105 00:16:46,499 --> 00:16:49,291 I experienced a tingling, not unpleasant. 106 00:16:54,707 --> 00:16:57,666 Doesn't take you long to start trouble. That woman is mine. 107 00:17:03,499 --> 00:17:05,916 Willie, take over the controls for me. 108 00:17:06,332 --> 00:17:08,874 Oh, Moon, Moon, that is so cruel. 109 00:17:11,207 --> 00:17:12,374 I told you that, dear. 110 00:17:16,624 --> 00:17:17,624 What happened? 111 00:17:17,625 --> 00:17:19,874 That new man, he tried to make love to me. 112 00:17:20,041 --> 00:17:22,916 Then Cadet came in and hit me and threw me down. 113 00:17:23,249 --> 00:17:25,791 Why, I'll... You wait here. 114 00:17:27,041 --> 00:17:28,499 I bet you're lying. 115 00:17:29,874 --> 00:17:30,874 Stop it. 116 00:17:31,041 --> 00:17:32,499 Stop it, Portia. 117 00:17:32,707 --> 00:17:33,832 You, too, Astrid. 118 00:17:34,207 --> 00:17:35,416 This is ridiculous. 119 00:18:17,957 --> 00:18:19,499 It was an eventful beginning, 120 00:18:20,291 --> 00:18:24,416 but I was beginning to learn the ways of the Terranians the hard way. 121 00:18:25,541 --> 00:18:29,916 Evidently, Ms. Portia's attack on me was not meant to be an attack at all. 122 00:18:30,957 --> 00:18:33,207 It was, in some way, meant to be friendly. 123 00:18:34,541 --> 00:18:39,124 I wish now that I had studied more closely the textbook on Terranian love customs, 124 00:18:40,124 --> 00:18:41,166 for I knew now 125 00:18:41,957 --> 00:18:44,206 that in order for my disguise to be proper, 126 00:18:44,207 --> 00:18:46,291 I would have to learn their intimate ways. 127 00:18:47,499 --> 00:18:48,874 A disgusting thought, 128 00:18:50,374 --> 00:18:51,624 but it had to be done. 129 00:18:52,832 --> 00:18:54,332 I would make myself invisible, 130 00:18:55,499 --> 00:18:58,707 an advantage we planetarians have over the Terranians, 131 00:18:59,416 --> 00:19:03,249 and I would gather first-rate instruction by spying on them at their own game. 132 00:19:09,874 --> 00:19:12,749 My first such account happened by chance a few days later. 133 00:19:14,041 --> 00:19:16,874 I was walking past the door to the captain's quarters 134 00:19:17,082 --> 00:19:18,707 when I heard voices approaching. 135 00:19:23,457 --> 00:19:26,416 I made myself invisible till I witnessed this episode. 136 00:19:43,124 --> 00:19:44,582 It's the only private place. 137 00:19:44,749 --> 00:19:46,374 It won't be if Mother finds us. 138 00:19:47,207 --> 00:19:48,874 I'll do the worrying about that. 139 00:19:50,207 --> 00:19:53,374 Do you think Colonel Granilla could make love to you like I can? 140 00:19:55,041 --> 00:19:56,582 That remark was uncalled for. 141 00:19:57,749 --> 00:19:58,957 With a little practice, 142 00:19:59,499 --> 00:20:01,124 I'm sure I could be even better. 143 00:20:02,374 --> 00:20:03,582 Oh, no, Cadet. 144 00:20:03,832 --> 00:20:06,706 You're the only man that can make me feel really wonderful. 145 00:21:05,749 --> 00:21:08,874 Your body is so smooth and so soft. 146 00:21:09,041 --> 00:21:11,749 Oh, you're so wonderfully hard. 147 00:23:06,416 --> 00:23:08,581 The male Terranian was going down her body, 148 00:23:08,582 --> 00:23:09,582 kissing and licking. 149 00:24:00,374 --> 00:24:04,707 I was beginning to get the hang of this lovemaking. 150 00:24:20,207 --> 00:24:23,624 You're more of a fool than I thought, Cadet. 151 00:24:23,791 --> 00:24:26,457 If you hadn't been so horny, you would have remembered 152 00:24:26,624 --> 00:24:27,874 the monitoring camera. 153 00:24:28,332 --> 00:24:31,582 That was quite entertaining, I must admit. 154 00:24:32,374 --> 00:24:35,957 You never gave in so enthusiastically for me, Portia. 155 00:24:38,457 --> 00:24:40,166 She prefers men. 156 00:24:41,207 --> 00:24:45,457 We'll see if she prefers you as a lowly private. 157 00:24:45,874 --> 00:24:48,791 I'm stripping you of all rank 158 00:24:50,999 --> 00:24:53,291 and assigning you to latrine duty. 159 00:24:56,874 --> 00:24:57,957 What do you want? 160 00:24:58,957 --> 00:25:01,081 I thought perhaps there was something I could do. 161 00:25:01,082 --> 00:25:03,624 What I really thought was that, with Cadet demoted, 162 00:25:04,166 --> 00:25:06,457 I may be needed for navigational advice. 163 00:25:14,416 --> 00:25:16,082 Phosphorescent glow dead ahead. 164 00:25:16,291 --> 00:25:17,291 Must be asteroid. 165 00:25:17,541 --> 00:25:19,041 Ignite retrograde rockets. 166 00:25:19,207 --> 00:25:20,624 Ignite retrograde rockets. 167 00:25:21,041 --> 00:25:22,666 Drop starboard flap. 168 00:25:22,832 --> 00:25:24,082 Drop starboard flap. 169 00:25:24,332 --> 00:25:25,332 Starboard bank. 170 00:25:25,374 --> 00:25:26,457 Starboard bank. 171 00:25:26,707 --> 00:25:27,707 Take over. 172 00:25:28,416 --> 00:25:29,832 I have a matter to attend to. 173 00:25:37,624 --> 00:25:41,041 - Mind if I watch? - This one was obviously the dolt. 174 00:25:42,541 --> 00:25:44,623 He didn't seem to know that I was even there. 175 00:25:44,624 --> 00:25:45,624 I kept trying. 176 00:25:46,707 --> 00:25:47,790 Where are we headed? 177 00:25:47,791 --> 00:25:49,166 Planetaria. 178 00:25:50,166 --> 00:25:51,166 What for? 179 00:25:51,541 --> 00:25:52,707 Vegetation. 180 00:25:53,582 --> 00:25:54,957 We study their vegetation 181 00:25:55,124 --> 00:25:56,748 and bring back a couple of their inhabitants 182 00:25:56,749 --> 00:25:57,749 as specimens. 183 00:25:57,916 --> 00:25:59,457 They're a gruesome-looking lot. 184 00:26:07,457 --> 00:26:10,374 Hey, what are you doing here anyhow? 185 00:26:10,541 --> 00:26:11,790 You're not supposed to be here. 186 00:26:11,791 --> 00:26:14,166 You better get out, or I'll call Captain Mother. 187 00:26:23,457 --> 00:26:25,582 Come over here and sit next to me, Portia. 188 00:26:34,666 --> 00:26:35,999 You look very pretty today. 189 00:26:36,874 --> 00:26:38,166 I thought you'd be mad. 190 00:26:43,499 --> 00:26:44,582 About you and Cadet? 191 00:26:45,416 --> 00:26:46,416 He forced me. 192 00:26:47,582 --> 00:26:51,874 Why don't we get out of our things, and then we can talk about it later? 193 00:27:55,832 --> 00:27:57,374 This was a fortunate happening 194 00:27:57,957 --> 00:28:01,957 to have my second learning session in Terranian love so soon after the first. 195 00:28:08,582 --> 00:28:09,582 This was queer. 196 00:28:10,541 --> 00:28:13,291 Two of their female types rolling around together. 197 00:28:16,666 --> 00:28:18,249 Hey, what are you doing there? 198 00:28:19,457 --> 00:28:20,665 Turn that off. 199 00:28:20,666 --> 00:28:22,957 Oh, wait a minute. 200 00:28:28,207 --> 00:28:31,124 You've had a busy day today, haven't you, Portia? 201 00:28:32,416 --> 00:28:33,582 Why don't you kiss me? 202 00:28:35,124 --> 00:28:36,332 It's such a shame. 203 00:28:37,332 --> 00:28:38,541 One so lovely. 204 00:28:40,207 --> 00:28:41,207 It's a shame. 205 00:28:42,832 --> 00:28:45,207 To think you all cut and bruised. 206 00:28:54,082 --> 00:28:55,832 It has to be done. 207 00:28:58,166 --> 00:28:59,416 Turn over. 208 00:29:04,749 --> 00:29:07,082 I didn't understand this at all. 209 00:29:07,957 --> 00:29:09,624 Was this all part of it? 210 00:29:10,082 --> 00:29:12,916 Willie, however, did seem to be enjoying you. 211 00:30:03,166 --> 00:30:06,207 Maybe that'll teach you that men are off limits. 212 00:30:06,582 --> 00:30:08,291 Yes, just don't hit me anymore. 213 00:30:19,082 --> 00:30:21,457 You do understand I had to do it. 214 00:30:25,041 --> 00:30:26,373 You're going to be Mother's little girl now, 215 00:30:26,374 --> 00:30:27,041 aren't you? 216 00:30:27,207 --> 00:30:28,207 Yes. 217 00:30:31,874 --> 00:30:33,207 We've hit something. 218 00:30:42,666 --> 00:30:43,374 What's happening? 219 00:30:43,541 --> 00:30:44,956 We've scraped a meteor, you fool. 220 00:30:44,957 --> 00:30:46,916 - Reverse rocket. - Reverse rocket. 221 00:30:52,624 --> 00:30:54,706 - How's compression gauge? - Compression gauge is steady. 222 00:30:54,707 --> 00:30:55,374 Good. 223 00:30:55,541 --> 00:30:56,790 That means there are no leaks. 224 00:30:56,791 --> 00:30:58,916 The damage is going to have to be repaired. 225 00:30:59,082 --> 00:31:01,206 You mean send someone out there with a sealer? 226 00:31:01,207 --> 00:31:03,291 - I should send you. - No. 227 00:31:03,582 --> 00:31:06,332 You'd probably bungle that too. 228 00:31:07,707 --> 00:31:08,791 No. 229 00:31:11,332 --> 00:31:12,541 I've got a better idea. 230 00:31:18,666 --> 00:31:21,332 I'll get that witch for this and what she did to you. 231 00:31:21,832 --> 00:31:22,832 Just be careful. 232 00:31:22,833 --> 00:31:24,916 She's hoping you won't come back. 233 00:31:25,499 --> 00:31:27,456 The way things were going, it looked like the crew 234 00:31:27,457 --> 00:31:29,791 would destroy themselves before I had a chance. 235 00:31:36,874 --> 00:31:39,291 Well, let's get to it. 236 00:32:42,457 --> 00:32:44,624 The ship's stabilizer must have kicked off. 237 00:32:44,791 --> 00:32:45,791 Leave it. 238 00:32:45,957 --> 00:32:47,291 It's been thrown off. 239 00:32:51,374 --> 00:32:52,457 Oh, there. 240 00:32:53,374 --> 00:32:55,249 I'm sure everything is all right now. 241 00:32:55,916 --> 00:32:57,832 Astrid, come. 242 00:32:58,541 --> 00:33:00,624 I need to rub down. 243 00:33:10,332 --> 00:33:13,916 Strangely enough, I was almost happy that Cadet had made it back safely, 244 00:33:15,124 --> 00:33:17,499 even though all these people were my enemies. 245 00:33:20,749 --> 00:33:23,166 Now I had something more pressing to worry about. 246 00:33:24,374 --> 00:33:26,249 She seemed to want something from me. 247 00:33:27,582 --> 00:33:29,291 Isn't it wonderful? 248 00:33:29,791 --> 00:33:30,791 What? 249 00:33:30,791 --> 00:33:31,791 Oh, everything. 250 00:33:32,499 --> 00:33:35,206 If I go into the bunk room and change into something more comfortable, 251 00:33:35,207 --> 00:33:36,666 will you come and talk to me? 252 00:33:37,249 --> 00:33:39,374 I have some cleaning up to do. 253 00:33:39,957 --> 00:33:41,291 It'll only take a minute. 254 00:33:54,457 --> 00:33:55,457 Well, this was it. 255 00:33:56,582 --> 00:33:58,624 Had I learned enough from my two lessons, 256 00:34:02,374 --> 00:34:03,957 would I be able to carry it off? 257 00:34:06,832 --> 00:34:09,874 It was one thing to look at their ugly bodies, 258 00:34:10,666 --> 00:34:12,499 but to actually have to touch one. 259 00:34:13,499 --> 00:34:14,749 I knew I couldn't do it. 260 00:34:15,166 --> 00:34:16,207 Absolutely not. 261 00:34:17,249 --> 00:34:18,249 She was waiting. 262 00:34:18,832 --> 00:34:20,541 I had to at least try. 263 00:34:22,041 --> 00:34:23,041 Try? 264 00:34:23,374 --> 00:34:24,791 I had to do better than that. 265 00:34:25,082 --> 00:34:26,332 I had to convince them. 266 00:35:08,707 --> 00:35:09,707 Come in. 267 00:35:14,999 --> 00:35:15,999 That's just Terman. 268 00:35:17,666 --> 00:35:20,499 I study him for my night school class on male anatomy. 269 00:35:25,082 --> 00:35:26,874 I'd rather study the real thing. 270 00:35:27,416 --> 00:35:29,124 You've hardly got any clothes on. 271 00:35:42,332 --> 00:35:44,499 I think she'd give me a little time to adjust. 272 00:36:01,041 --> 00:36:03,166 Well, here goes nothing. 273 00:36:16,416 --> 00:36:17,416 Ugh. 274 00:36:17,832 --> 00:36:20,707 Loss of breath seems to be one of the hazards of this game. 275 00:37:48,666 --> 00:37:49,666 Where are you from? 276 00:37:51,207 --> 00:37:52,207 Cherryvale. 277 00:37:52,832 --> 00:37:54,541 That's in Kansas, too, you know? 278 00:37:55,874 --> 00:37:57,499 I love Kansas men. 279 00:37:58,416 --> 00:38:00,124 They're so long and muscular. 280 00:38:12,624 --> 00:38:14,082 I thought you were shy. 281 00:39:39,207 --> 00:39:40,791 Supper bell. It's time to eat. 282 00:39:42,207 --> 00:39:44,832 Eat? 283 00:39:45,916 --> 00:39:50,249 - No. - No. No. 284 00:39:56,249 --> 00:39:59,749 Girls, come to supper. It's time to eat. 285 00:40:11,541 --> 00:40:14,291 This steak is too well done. I'm not going to eat it. 286 00:40:31,916 --> 00:40:33,624 Pass the potatoes, please. 287 00:40:33,791 --> 00:40:34,916 The food was terrible. 288 00:40:35,749 --> 00:40:38,041 I was used to juicy meats and fresh vegetables. 289 00:40:38,416 --> 00:40:41,916 We planetarians had passed through the pill stage eons ago. 290 00:40:43,832 --> 00:40:45,957 Remember to save room for the dessert now. 291 00:40:46,249 --> 00:40:47,666 Yes, Mother. 292 00:40:52,582 --> 00:40:55,041 I'm afraid this food is a little too rich for me. 293 00:41:00,416 --> 00:41:03,582 I had to take the back way so no one would suspect my purpose. 294 00:41:20,249 --> 00:41:21,249 Anterania. 295 00:41:21,332 --> 00:41:22,374 Anterania. 296 00:41:22,707 --> 00:41:24,249 Fight out for our planet. 297 00:41:24,791 --> 00:41:26,791 Run those rockets through the sky, boys. 298 00:41:27,082 --> 00:41:28,749 March out for our flag. 299 00:41:28,916 --> 00:41:30,166 Rah. Rah. Rah. 300 00:41:30,374 --> 00:41:31,916 Anterania. 301 00:41:36,624 --> 00:41:38,416 I'd better check our course, Mother. 302 00:41:53,832 --> 00:41:55,623 This love thing was getting out of hand. 303 00:41:55,624 --> 00:41:59,457 The girls insisted on whispering lewd suggestions to me. 304 00:42:01,124 --> 00:42:02,874 I didn't know quite what to do, 305 00:42:04,124 --> 00:42:07,124 but if my plan worked, it would soon all be over. 306 00:42:08,916 --> 00:42:11,791 Captain, quick. Cadet, someone, hurry. 307 00:42:16,999 --> 00:42:18,332 Giant asteroid, port side. 308 00:42:18,499 --> 00:42:20,123 We're headed right for it. - Reverse rockets. 309 00:42:20,124 --> 00:42:21,873 It's too late. Something's happened to the fuel. 310 00:42:21,874 --> 00:42:22,874 We'll have to land. 311 00:42:23,416 --> 00:42:25,415 I'm afraid you're right. Cut acceleration. 312 00:42:25,416 --> 00:42:26,416 Cut acceleration. 313 00:42:26,582 --> 00:42:28,791 Activate landing rockets and lower stilts. 314 00:42:29,249 --> 00:42:30,624 Landing rockets activated. 315 00:42:30,791 --> 00:42:31,916 Stilts lowering. 316 00:42:46,666 --> 00:42:47,957 I think we're landing. 317 00:42:50,957 --> 00:42:52,124 I think we're landing. 318 00:42:53,791 --> 00:42:54,791 Landing? 319 00:42:55,499 --> 00:42:56,541 How is that possible? 320 00:42:58,166 --> 00:43:00,665 I had anticipated a collision with the asteroid 321 00:43:00,666 --> 00:43:02,457 and total destruction of the vessel. 322 00:43:02,957 --> 00:43:07,457 I had prepared myself for the sacrifice of my country. 323 00:43:21,416 --> 00:43:22,582 It's so dark. 324 00:43:22,874 --> 00:43:24,832 I think we'd better wait until morning. 325 00:43:25,416 --> 00:43:27,957 Willie will send word when he's checked conditions. 326 00:43:28,291 --> 00:43:31,832 We may be here for some time unless our SOS is received. 327 00:45:04,207 --> 00:45:07,207 It's hot and dry, just like Terrania. 328 00:45:38,374 --> 00:45:40,749 You don't need space suit or oxygen. 329 00:46:14,457 --> 00:46:16,457 The colonel must have gone out already. 330 00:46:18,666 --> 00:46:20,582 You stay here and stand by the radio. 331 00:47:00,124 --> 00:47:02,457 With my invisible powers, I got away from them. 332 00:47:05,749 --> 00:47:07,499 I needed time to think and plan. 333 00:47:50,124 --> 00:47:51,874 Would I never see my family again? 334 00:47:53,374 --> 00:47:54,957 How lovely they were to look at. 335 00:47:56,332 --> 00:48:04,332 [MUSIC - William A. 336 00:48:35,124 --> 00:48:36,499 Have you missed me, my love? 337 00:48:36,957 --> 00:48:38,874 I thought you didn't want me anymore. 338 00:49:06,499 --> 00:49:07,874 How nice. 339 00:49:13,499 --> 00:49:16,207 Let me put this on your skin so the sun won't spoil it. 340 00:55:40,541 --> 00:55:42,332 We better see what's going on here. 341 00:56:01,832 --> 00:56:03,124 Hey, where are you going? 342 00:56:05,457 --> 00:56:06,624 He's taking her first. 343 00:56:07,041 --> 00:56:09,957 While you're waiting, I'm awfully nice too. 344 00:56:19,666 --> 00:56:22,166 This was ridiculous, but I was caught, 345 00:56:22,332 --> 00:56:24,499 and I'd have to make the best of the situation. 346 00:59:03,374 --> 00:59:04,957 Oh, my goodness. 347 00:59:08,624 --> 00:59:10,207 What's going on here? 348 00:59:10,582 --> 00:59:13,791 - I'm waiting for my turn. - Well, you've just lost your turn. 349 00:59:14,207 --> 00:59:17,207 I'll prove to you that man's no better than the others. 350 00:59:28,499 --> 00:59:29,707 Why don't you sit down? 351 00:59:30,707 --> 00:59:34,416 She was different from the others, the way she lusted after the girls. 352 00:59:34,707 --> 00:59:37,207 I wondered if the men ever made love to each other, 353 00:59:37,624 --> 00:59:39,041 like Cadet and Willie. 354 00:59:40,666 --> 00:59:41,957 Are you laughing at me? 355 00:59:42,249 --> 00:59:43,874 No, no. 356 00:59:44,791 --> 00:59:45,791 Of course not. 357 00:59:46,916 --> 00:59:48,624 I was just thinking how lucky I am 358 00:59:49,916 --> 00:59:52,666 to be here with the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. 359 00:59:52,874 --> 00:59:55,166 I was getting so good, I was scaring myself. 360 00:59:57,374 --> 00:59:59,041 I didn't want it to be this way, 361 00:59:59,457 --> 01:00:00,457 not for you and I. 362 01:00:03,582 --> 01:00:04,624 What do you mean? 363 01:00:06,416 --> 01:00:08,082 I wanted it to be beautiful, 364 01:00:08,416 --> 01:00:09,416 romantic, 365 01:00:10,749 --> 01:00:11,791 not here in the dirt, 366 01:00:12,457 --> 01:00:14,041 all these people gaping at us. 367 01:00:46,624 --> 01:00:48,957 This isn't good enough for you and I, mother. 368 01:00:49,832 --> 01:00:50,916 Call me Moo Moo. 369 01:00:52,332 --> 01:00:53,332 Moo Moo? 370 01:00:54,916 --> 01:00:56,624 Why don't you go back to the ship? 371 01:00:57,957 --> 01:01:00,207 I'll finish up here and meet you in your room. 372 01:01:06,916 --> 01:01:08,541 That was easier than I thought. 373 01:01:12,791 --> 01:01:13,791 Me next? 374 01:01:14,749 --> 01:01:15,749 Ugh. 375 01:01:16,082 --> 01:01:24,082 [MUSIC - William A. 376 01:02:23,624 --> 01:02:25,249 Nobody loves me. 377 01:02:28,666 --> 01:02:30,124 What's the matter with me? 378 01:02:30,791 --> 01:02:32,749 I got the same thing he's got. 379 01:02:33,416 --> 01:02:35,082 Some have it, some don't. 380 01:02:37,249 --> 01:02:38,832 I'll bet you had it. 381 01:03:21,957 --> 01:03:24,166 Cadet, where are you? 382 01:03:26,166 --> 01:03:28,041 You disintegrated him. 383 01:03:29,499 --> 01:03:30,791 I didn't mean to do that. 384 01:03:31,416 --> 01:03:34,082 We'd better go back to the ship and tell the captain. 385 01:03:45,249 --> 01:03:46,457 He had it coming. 386 01:04:21,832 --> 01:04:23,374 That fool. 387 01:04:25,166 --> 01:04:27,248 He's staying on that asteroid. 388 01:04:27,249 --> 01:04:28,832 First Cadet, now Willie. 389 01:04:31,541 --> 01:04:34,041 Don't worry, my dear, I can do it. 390 01:04:36,291 --> 01:04:37,291 Me too? 391 01:04:41,166 --> 01:04:44,207 I'll be in my cabin, where we can... 392 01:04:45,166 --> 01:04:47,207 like you promised. 393 01:04:49,916 --> 01:04:51,291 I'll be there in a minute. 394 01:04:51,832 --> 01:04:53,748 As luck would have it, Captain Mother remembered 395 01:04:53,749 --> 01:04:55,916 the ship had another reserve fuel supply. 396 01:04:57,124 --> 01:05:01,041 This left me no choice but to employ my final plan against them. 397 01:05:02,166 --> 01:05:05,166 It wasn't that I didn't like them. 398 01:05:06,874 --> 01:05:09,707 In fact, some of their ways were becoming quite tolerable, 399 01:05:14,166 --> 01:05:17,541 but the thought of being the only male with these four women 400 01:05:18,499 --> 01:05:19,499 terrified me. 401 01:05:22,457 --> 01:05:25,291 I would be physically dead in the space of a week. 402 01:05:37,832 --> 01:05:42,582 Why, this one alone would demand enough for 10 men or women, 403 01:05:43,749 --> 01:05:45,082 and I wasn't up to it. 404 01:07:12,957 --> 01:07:16,041 A harm less-looking device, these micro-atomic bombs, 405 01:07:16,916 --> 01:07:19,624 but deadly destructive when activated. 406 01:08:08,791 --> 01:08:11,457 It was good to look at my lovely family. 407 01:08:12,624 --> 01:08:14,082 It may be the last time. 408 01:08:33,582 --> 01:08:35,915 Well, I had to put these pleasant thoughts 409 01:08:35,916 --> 01:08:36,916 out of my mind 410 01:08:38,332 --> 01:08:40,457 and get on with the messy business at hand. 411 01:08:44,874 --> 01:08:46,582 I would have only 10 seconds. 412 01:09:26,166 --> 01:09:29,041 I closed my chronicle on the seventh day of March, 413 01:09:29,874 --> 01:09:32,041 year of our Lord, 2069, 414 01:09:33,541 --> 01:09:35,082 and I'm headed for my homeland. 415 01:09:36,207 --> 01:09:37,624 Victorious in my mission. 416 01:09:38,957 --> 01:09:41,916 Signed, James R. Granilla, 417 01:09:42,374 --> 01:09:43,957 Colonel in the Royal Navy.